Saturday, March 09, 2024
The Cannibal’s Cookbook: An Excerpt
[“ex-con turned criminal justice ‘reform’ activist is busted for murder after severed head is found in apartment freezer – suspect previously rubbed elbows with Alvin Bragg.”]
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, march 8, 2024 at 12:32:00 a.m. est
Also found at the dump apartment was The Cannibal’s Cookbook—it was turned to chapter 9, “Quick Leftover Head Recipes.”
“Remember, refrigerated heads are only edible for three days or they must be thrown out.”
“With grits, collard greens, and barbeque sauce, it makes a nutritious meal for one cannibal.”
Simply another normal, alternative lifestyle in nyc, I a-reckon.
(A theory.)
--GRA
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I was gonna say gimme some head but I won't say that.
Other chapters include:
Chapter 3:Cannibals don't like the taste of ni**er--here's why.
Chapter 4:Dessert tonight--jello or chilled intestines?
Chapter 5:Fido should not be a snack(and other no-nos).
Chapter 6:Cannibalism during Lent.
And on it goes.
--GRA
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