Corrected by N.S.
A new teacher comes into the class:
– My name is Abram Davidovich, I’m a liberal. And now all stand up and introduce yourself like I did…
– My name is Masha, I’m a liberal…
– My name is Petia, I’m a liberal…
– My name is Little Johnny, I’m a Stalinist.
– Little Johnny, why are you a Stalinist?!
– My mom is a Stalinist, my dad is a Stalinist, my friends are Stalinists and I, too, am a Stalinist.
– Little Johnny, and if your mother was a whore, your father – a drug addict, your friends – homos, what would you be in that case?!
– Then I would be a liberal.
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