By R.C.
Mon, Jun 7, 2021 10:37 p.m.
Police Arrest 3 Teens Linked to Gang Feud, Mass Shooting Outside a Kendall Hookah Bar
The three teens, Yahtayvius McCutcheon, 17, Quantayvius McCutcheon, 19, and Keyshad Richardson, 19, are not charged with the drive-by shooting outside a hookah bar early Sunday that killed a state corrections officer. Instead, they are being charged with a shooting that happened minutes later, on Florida's Turnpike, targeting people who had just been at the graduation party.
R.C.: Must be guilty.
Have Section 8 names.
N.S.: These mopes have names just like the sort that my friend and collaborator GRA routinely MAKES UP for humor items.
4 comments:
"Yahtayvius McCutcheon, 17, Quantayvius McCutcheon, 19, and Keyshad Richardson,"
That cannot be possibly be their real names.
Maybe "Black Studies" students should try to figure out why the fake names blacks invent so frequently end in "...avius", often have a "Q" in them, a "Quan" sound like a Chinese name, and an apostrophe. These black questions are right up there with why do blacks hold guns sideways and why they miss and hit bystanders so much? The last may be because they were holding the gun sideways in an attempt to look cool. Unfortunately I was assigned a black roommate for a few weeks in college--that was before blacks started raising Hell to get all-black dorm rooms on an all-black floor. Anyway, I was amazed at the extraordinary collection of lotions and potions this black guy had on his dresser--some of which smelled so bad they stank all the way down the hall. Oh, the mysteries of black "culture"...
Too funny--I KNOW these ghetto clowns can't spell their names--no way.
(After arrest)
Police investigator:Bring him in...sit down.Name?
black thug:Yahtayvious McCutcheon.
PI:Spell it.
black thug:Wha?
PI:Spell it--if spell your own name correctly,we'll release you without charges.
black thug:I KNOW dis.Y...a..w..t..a
(Buzzer sound)
PI:I'm sorry,but that's not the right answer,but thanks for playing--"Spell the Negro's Stupid Name,"good night everybody.
--GRA
I happened to find a book called "Stupid black Names for Yo Stupid black Baby"--by Jaysonblairious Jones--which translates black names into its actual meaning in English.
Jaysonblairious,for example,means "fake writer".
The three names in this story--I had to consult the book mentioned:
"Avious",by itself,according to Merriam Webster means-- "obviously",so that goes into each translation:
Yahtayvious means literally,"yes,I'm dumb".
Quantavious translates to "I'll never be a physicist".
Keyshad is broken down to shad--"a fish who spawns" and key is "main",so together:"a black sucka,whose main goal is to impregnate women".
Jackoffious is self explanatory.
So is Dumbshitious.
Vaginosious is a "stinky black pus*y"
Kamala Harris(Kum-a-la:sperm swallower)
Donkeyavious is obviously "a black dumb ass"
Here are some actual names I looked up:
Lakisha--lacking IQ
Abdirahman Salad:"stick a fork in him--he's useless"
Demontre:"possessed negro"
Etonne:"Obese".Use in black convo:"He weighs etonne."
Tobby:mammy couldn't spell "Toby"
Some names are just best guesses--caused by other factors:
Said Joquin:When asked to repeat the baby name chosen,the black mammy yelled,,"I SAID Joquin."
(error by people in charge)
Dreasjon "Sean DaDon":Slurred speech caused by crack,led to this mess.
Just a few "Stupid black Names For Yo' Stupid black Baby".
--GRA
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