Classic Prostitution Joke

Via Ammo-Girl

A man and his wife go to Vegas and lose a lot of money, including cashing in their airline tickets home. They discuss options and, given the dire emergency, the wife volunteers to work the corner outside the casino to get the $340 they need for the trip home. She comes back the next morning, exhausted, with $340.25. “Wow” says her husband, “You saved us! This is great! But, who gave you the quarter?”

“Everybody.”