Friday, November 13, 2009

Joan Holloway, My Pick in the Rule 5 Draft

By Nicholas Stix

I don’t even know who this lady is, though the picture suggests a starlet, but she looks like good Rule 5 draft material.

I was taking a break from racist assaults, murder, and mayhem, and decided for the first time in eons to visit my old virtual bud, The Other McCain, who reminded me—I’m paraphrasing here—that people get tired of all racist mayhem, all the time.

Granted, she’s not a real redhead—Joan, not Robert Stacy—but I think she more than makes up for that shortcoming, by wearing such a ladylike dress. I have always found ladies so much sexier than sluts.


Mercurius Aulicus said...

I think you will find that Christina Hendricks (aka Joan Holloway) has long been drafted into the Rule 5 draft :

Nicholas said...

So, I drafted a TV character! That just goes to show how much I know. (Too much time devoted to racist murder and mayhem, and not enough to comely starlets.)

As for RSM, I can still draft her off of his team!

Thanks for the heads-up.