By RM
tuesday, february 3, 2026 at 11:34:00 p.m. est
Try to top this one for self-parody-
nyt obit headline:
"Shirley Raines, 58, who gave l.a.’s homeless food and makeovers, dies"
"her work feeding people and dyeing their hair through her nonprofit, beauty 2 the streetz, was known to millions online."
(EVERYBODY is "known to millions" these days! Another story is about a woman who spent her life lobster-fishing in maine, died at 105, and is called a "folk hero"!)
Too bad the "makeover" lady didn't operate in nyc- she could've been giving the "homeless" (formerly called "bums") a nice touch-up before they froze to death on the sidewalk.
-RM
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Truly "beloved". And "iconic". And an advocate of reproductive rights, I'm sure. Whoever she was.
Photos: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=shirley+raines&t=brave&ia=images&iax=images
Shirley Raines was found dead next to her bed with a “single white pill,”
https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/shirley-raines-found-dead-next-180909290.html
Yes, she needed to be white-pilled but not that white pill, dummy.. Like the song says, Go ask Alice / When she's six feet under.
Shirley "Frozen" Raines,if that NYC scenario had happened.
What would Frank Drebin have uttered about her?
NOT "nice beaver."
--GRA
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