"LIT ON FIRE" (sung to the Doors "Light my Fire")

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, february 24, 2026 at 12:11:00 a.m. est

He's one of Margaret Brennan's favorites on Face the (Commie) Nation.

She shouldn't have taken the 1967 Doors song literally. It wasn't about self-immolating.

Come on (fill in the blank) light my fire.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

"LIT ON FIRE" (sung to the Doors "Light my Fire")

By GRA

The text he sent to her went through,
"Let's see you without any attire,"
What is this you're sending me?
Looks like you are totally on fire.

(drums)

How the hell did she get hired?
How the hell did she get hired?
She just lit herself on...
Fi-re

(drums)

What's wrong with seeing staffers nude?
I like it--I am not a liar,
mexicans in office are lewd,
Still, she shouldn't have started that fire.

(drums)

Come on baby,snuff that fire,
Come on,baby,snuff that fire,
Now the media will...
INQUIRE! Yeah.

(instrumental break)

The time to put it out is through,
Gonzales will be blamed,it's dire,
Everyone will find the truth,
Why my staffer set herself on fire.

How the hell did she get hired?
How the hell did she get hired?
All of us are getting...
FI-RED! Yeah.

You know that my career is through,
You know I'll never get rehired,
If I have to tell the truth,
Why that girl lit herself on fire,

Need someone to--be a liar,
Say that they--caused the fi-re,
Need someone to--be a liar,
Come on someone--keep me HI-RED!

(finish)

END

Tuesday, February 24, 2026 at 3:46:00 PM EST

Anonymous said...

Sung by Tony Gonzales (and the Doritos), by the way

--GRA

Tuesday, February 24, 2026 at 6:19:00 PM EST