Trump rumored to announce, in state of the union, he'll be drafting democrats (and traitor judges) to send to iran (humor)

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, february 24, 2026 at 8:48:00 p.m. est

GRA: President Trump, in an early release of his 2026 state of the union address, is asking that republicans pass a bill or by applause tonight, give him permission to draft democrats in congress--and the courts--to ship to iran for military service.

"they may get killed over there, but at least they won't be killing us while they do it, which is what they do now, with their anti-American agenda," the President said.

"in rehearsals, chief justice Roberts was the first person to have a lottery ball chosen--the number 1--indicating he had to report to selective service in the morning.

he was followed by Letitia James, Keith Ellison, Amy Coney Barrett and Adam Schiff.

"'Bon voyage,' said the President."

--GRA