By Nicholas Stix
patch butchers a crime story, thereby making it unintelligible; when a real crime writer makes an English-language suggestion, its bot auto blocks him
"According to police, a 15-year-old boy was approached by three suspects who attempted to rob him."
“A fight broke on the southbound 7 platform, and one of the suspects took out a knife and slashed the 15-year-old boy in the hand.”
No “fight broke.” Here’s an English-language version.
“According to police, a 15-year-old boy was approached by three” perps “who attempted to rob him.”
The boy defended himself on the southbound 7 platform, “and one of the” perps “took out a knife and slashed” him in the hand.
See? That wasn’t hard.
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https://patch.com/new-york/new-york-city/s/k19fb/teen-slashed-at-nyc-subway-station-suspects-still-at-large
“teen slashed at nyc subway station, suspects still at large
“the nypd released surveillance images of the suspect [sic] on thursday.”
David Luces, patch staff
posted thu, feb 12, 2026 at 3:36 pm et|updated thu, feb 12, 2026 at 3:51 pm et
“no arrests have been made yet. an investigation remains ongoing. (nypd)
“queens, ny — police are searching for three suspects in connection with a slashing at a queens subway station.
“the incident happened at the 90th street-elmhurst avenue station on tuesday.
“according to police, a 15-year-old boy was approached by three suspects who attempted to rob him.
“a fight broke on the southbound 7 platform, and one of the suspects took out a knife and slashed the 15-year-old boy in the hand.
“the three suspects then fled the scene.
“the boy was taken to nyc health and hospitals/elmhurst for treatment.
“the nypd released surveillance images of the suspect [sic] on thursday.
no arrests have been made yet. an investigation remains ongoing.
“anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to call the nypd’s crime stoppers hotline at 1-800-577-tips (8477) or for spanish, 1-888-57-pista (74782). the public can also submit their tips by logging onto the crime stoppers website at https://crimestoppers.nypdonline.org/, on x @nypdtips.
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I'm amazed spics want to be in northern U.S. cities with all the cold weather. I wonder why. It isn't natural for them.
--GRA
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