"Who's on first?," sanctuary-style

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, february 10, 2026 at 8:30:00 p.m. est

"sanctuary," not sanctuary--right, Abbott?

"Right, Lou."

"Who's on first?"

"A mex."

"Who's on second?"

"Another mex."

"Who's on third?"

"More mex."

"I don't wanna play this game no more, Abbott."

"Why not, Lou?"

"They've all been drinking for three hours, Abbott..."

"Yeah?"

"That means both the bases AND the runners are loaded."

"So?"

"I'm leavin' BEFORE those drunk mexicans try driving their cars out of the parking lot--into ME."

"Good idea, Lou."

--GRA



--GRA