By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, february 6, 2026 at 3:15:00 p.m. est
GRA: Murder in Foxboro is unheard of. I looked up last week's homicides in both cities and here are the results. (Seven points for each murder, 3 points for non-fatal shootings.)
(komo ) after three homicides in two days, seattle police chief Shon Barnes declared on monday that crime in Seattle is down, pointing to year-end statistics that show declines in several major categories even as the city reels from fresh violence.
[N.S.: The first time I read that, I figured that GRA has his sarcasm meter going. Then I thought that komo has an operative who is mocking chief Barnes.]
"the remarks came a [sic] after one person was killed and three others were injured in a shooting near pioneer square, and after a vigil drew more than 100 people to mourn two seattle students shot to death at a Rainier beach bus stop near their school last friday."
GRA: If foxboro wants to improve their chances in next year's "Super Bowl of Murder," they'll need to draft more blacks to live in their city (not worth it, obviously).
--GRA
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