By Grand Rapids Anonymous
thursday, january 1, 2026 at 8:43:00 p.m. est
Humboldt park nEGROES start 2026 as they ended 2025; today's bullet blast proves a luckier outcome for 15-year-old vic (he'll make it to january 2nd)
"(wls tv) a 15-year-old boy was wounded in a shooting thursday [New Year's Day!] in Humboldt park.
"the teen was in the 1100 block of north Ridgeway avenue about 1:35 p.m. when he was struck in the leg by gunfire, chicago police said.
"the teen was taken to norwegian hospital in good condition, according to police.
"no arrests have been made."
--GRA
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Norwegian Hospital?! This might not go well. GPS leading friends and family to O'Hare and on to Oslo. "Where you took Deshaun? He been shot!"
By the way, the Shot-in-the-Ass-o-Meter at jackass.com is gone. Today there's a Shot-in-the-Junk-o-Meter bar chart.
Like at the end of "Cool Hand Luke"--the boss said take him to the farther hospital.
--GRA
IF THIS WAS A MOVIE SEQUEL,IT'D BE CALLED :"HUMBOLDT III--CHILD'S PLAY";EIGHT YEAR OLD SHOOTS A SEVEN YEAR OLD IN HUMBOLDT AREA,THE VIC WAS S LISTED IN "SERIOUS CONDITION";PARENTS NEED SOME JAIL TIME TO REMIND THEM THAT GUNS ARE DANGEROUS IN A HOUSE WITH KIDS
CHICAGO (WLS) -- A child found a gun and shot another child inside a Northwest Side home on Thursday evening, Chicago police said.
CPD said the shooting happened in the Humboldt Park neighborhood's 3200-block of West Division Street just after 7 p.m.
An 8-year-old boy found a gun in the home and shot another boy, 7, police said.
The 7-year-old, shot in the arm, was transported to Stroger Hospital in serious condition, CPD said.
Investigators recovered a gun from the scene.
No one is in custody, and Area Five detectives are investigating.
Further information was not immediately available.
--GRA
WHITE COUPLE(DENTIST AND HIS WIFE),IN OHIO,ARE MURDERED AFTER HOME BREAK-IN,WHILE KIDS WERE IN THE HOUSE
GRA:Columbus. Many blacks with guns in Columbus.
(nbc noise)Ohio police are on the hunt for the shooter who killed a Columbus-area dentist and his wife earlier this week, leaving their two young children orphaned and their loved ones shocked.
The bodies of Spencer and Monique Tepe were found Tuesday morning after several concerned friends and co-workers called police worried that Spencer had not shown up to work and that Monique was not answering her phone.
Police received at least four calls from colleagues and loved ones starting around 9 a.m. Tuesday. In the first one, the owner of Spencer’s dental practice is heard telling an operator that Spencer is never late for work and always checks in before missing a day.
An hour later, a second person called 911 from outside the couple’s home. The caller, an unidentified male, said he could hear children in the house but had no way of getting inside.
At 10 a.m., a friend of Spencer’s reported seeing a body inside before breaking down into sobs.
“There’s blood. He’s laying next to his bed, off of his bed, and there's blood. I can’t get closer to see more than that,” the friend said, according to 911 logs.
Three 9-millimeter casings were found inside the home, according to the police report. The couple’s two children were safe in a different room from their parent’s bodies.
Columbus police have ruled out a murder-suicide and are treating the case as a homicide, officials have said. Investigators have not publicly named any suspects and said no additional updates would be provided as of Friday.
--GRA
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