Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Mary Tyler Moore Show 2026

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, january 26, 2026 at 7:17:00 p.m. est

Mary Tyler Moore Show 2026

Lou Grant: All right, who wants to go out where ICE and antifa are fighting it out right now--Ted?

Ted Baxter: Can't, Lou. My contract says no "on location" reporting when temps are below 70 degrees wind chill.

Murray: Or where there's a one in a million chance you might get your hair parted by a bullet?

Ted: YES--but how do YOU know that, Murray?

Murray: I didn't.

Mary Richards: Ted, in spite of our call letters being W-O-K-E, our ratings service says none of the people out there ever watch our news show.

Ted: Well then, who does?

Lou: Nursing homes. They turn our news on--when they want to induce sleep.

Murray: Good one, Lou.

Lou: It's TRUE.

Mary: How about the new guy we hired...Rittenhouse.

Lou: Good idea, Mary. Bring him in, I have a few questions to ask him first.

(Minutes later in Lou's office.)

Lou: First name?

Rittenhouse: Kyle.

Lou: Any experience in crowds?

Rittenhouse: Yes, sir.

Lou: Okay, go get this story.

END

(Use your imagination as to how the rest of the episode goes.)

--GRA



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