By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, september 1, 2025 at 6:40:00 p.m. edt
Jerry Lewis Afterlife 2025 Telethon Close (Video)
Ed: Here's our last toteboard total for this year, Jerry.
Jerry: Let's see it, sir.
Ed: Here it is! (toteboard flips over) One gajillion dollars--we made it, Jerry!
Jerry: Thanks to you, Ed, and our guests and ME, of course. Let's close out the show with everyone's favorite moment--Milton?
(musical lead in)
When you call in your pledge,
Make the number high,
And add many zeroes,
At the end.
Cuz the huge overhead,
Takes up most of the bread,
And we hope,
Auditors never check.
Walk on, past our books,
Walk on, take no looks,
Though you think our ledgers are wrong,
Walk on, walk on,
Don't take out your pens,
And don't pass this way again!
We'll let you live, my friend.
Good night, everyone.
--GRA
Jerry Lewis sings "You'll Never Walk Alone" at his last MDA Telethon in 2010 (When he was 85)
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1 comment:
WOW!Jerry really fell apart on that one. His last telethon? I never saw that clip before.
Rickles:He's crying because I won my lawsuit for back payment
of wages he owed me--FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS! You should have seen ME cry when I WON!
--GRA
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