By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, september 1, 2025 at 2:33:00 p.m. edt
"Raheem." I like when the bizarro name is right at the beginning, so I can immediately skip it.
Is Raheem related to Casey Kassam of the America's top 40 radio show of yesteryear? He used to be on the Jerry Lewis Telethon too--Casey Kasem, that is.
Jerry: Roll it, big Ed.
Ed McMahon: Let's see ...900 zillion dollars!!!
Rickles: And Jerry just informed me I don't get paid--AGAIN this year. I didn't volunteer to do this for free--ask my agent, Joe Scandore.
Jerry: Here's a cookie.
Rickles: With a piece bitten out of it.
Jerry: You're complaining more than Dean Martin did when I gave him a mixed drink with 99% water. Heyyyy.
Rickles: 900 zillion dollars and no one gets cured. RFK--check into this, will ya?
Jerry: It's 2:26 in the morning, how about a big welcome for Phyllis Diller?
Diller: Thank you, Jerry. In case anyone's wondering, I look the same at any hour, so the picture you see is not the fault of your antenna, ha, ha, ha!
(Click)
--GRA
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