Sunday, March 16, 2025

Amos 'n' Andy - "Kingfish Gets Drafted" (1951): Premiere Episode!

Amos 'n' Andy - "Kingfish Gets Drafted" (1951): Premiere Episode!






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Anonymous said...

AMOS AND ANDY UPDATED TO 2025--"MAXINE AND MURIEL".

(GRA)I like the idea of drafting senior citizen blacks--ALL blacks in fact,for the Armed Forces--both male and female.

A spinoff of Amos and Andy might materialize--starring Maxine Waters and Muriel Bowser. It could be FUN.

Muriel:Sayyy,Maxine.

Maxine:Saaaay,Muriel.

Muriel:I just got this here letter from some White guy named Hegseth,sayin' I's been DRAFTED.

Maxine:Hegseth--who DAT?

Muriel:The secretary of DEAFNESS.

Maxine:Lemme see dat letter,girl.You can't read any better than a Chicago ni**er. That says DEFENSE.

Muriel:Ohhhh.

Maxine:Heh,heh,heh,I's gonna miss you livin' here as a roommate.

Muriel:You got a letta too,Maxine,and I think it says the same thing. We both leaves for Syria next week--wherever DAT is.

Maxine:Sheeeeet--not ME.

(phone rings)

Muriel:I'll gets it....hello.whooo dis? Jasmine Crockett?

Maxine:Who izzit?

Muriel:Another black ho that got one of these same letters to go to Syria.

Maxine:Well you know what they say Muriel--if youse a ho,you gots to go.

Muriel:I know,that's why I'm packin' my bags,Maxine. I can'ts lies my way out of this one.

Maxine:Me neither,Muriel.

(camera pulls back from Maxine and Muriel stuffing their suitcases)

NEXT WEEK:Maxine and Muriel are told they'll be dropped off at a new permanent "military destination": Africa--along with Sharpton,Roker,Holt,Joy Reid etal. For starters.

And GRA smiled.
--GRA















Monday, March 17, 2025 at 1:19:00 AM EDT

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