Friday, September 13, 2024

Dog eat dog (Graphic humor)

By R.C.
friday, september 13, 2024 at 08:28:47 p.m. edt

Dog eat dog



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too bad Haitians can't read English to be able to enjoy the humor.

--GRA

Friday, September 13, 2024 at 11:30:00 PM EDT
Anonymous said...

SPRINGFIELD,THE SIMPSONS AND HAITIAN DOGNAPPERS

Homer Simpson:Where's our dog,Marge--what's his name,again?

Marge:I haven't seen Santa's Little Helper since I let him out this morning,Homie.

(Homer goes outside)

Homer(loud voice):Santa's Little Helper...come here boy--before I forget your name again.

Flanders:Hey neighbor,if you're looking for your pooch,I believe I saw him getting picked up by the Haitian Dog Pound.

Homer:The Haitian Dog Pound--here in Springfield? Something smells fishy about that.

Flanders:Sorry,Homer,there weren't any fish--just dogs getting scooped up. Gotta go,good luck on finding your four legged friend.

Homer:Bart,Lisa! We have to start a search party to find Santa's Little Helper. I think something terrible has happened--he was picked up by the Haitian Dog Pound.

Lisa:Dad,there's no such thing--that's a fake government agency.

Homer:Ain't they all?I mean,just look at the justice
department and the fbi.

Bart:Look--there he is running out of that open gate down the street!

Lisa:He's covered in barbeque sauce!

Homer:Mmmm,barbeque sauce.Come here boy.
(dog jumps in Homer's arms)

Bart:That house is where a bunch of Haitians moved in a week ago.

Lisa:And the dog pound truck is parked in the driveway.

City manager(walks up to the Simpsons):Whatever you thought you saw is not true--and if you claim otherwise,you'll be charged with a hate crime.

Homer:DOH! Stupid,woke city manager. Maybe if we post our story on NSU,we can get the truth out.

Marge voiceover:And that's just what we did. Thanks,Mr.Stix.

The end
--GRA








Saturday, September 14, 2024 at 3:26:00 AM EDT

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