You Bet Your Life (and Citizenship)

[“Virginia doctor, 61, who was born in U.S. loses his CITIZENSHIP.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, november 26, 2023 at 7:48:00 p.m. est

“Say the secret word, and you lose your citizenship. Sooo, doctor, what race are you?”

“White.”

“THAT’S the secret word—how about that? You’re being deported to a faraway, icy tundra—think penguins. Thanks for playing.

(AI applause.)

“George Fenneman—who are our next contestants?”

“We have Marjorie Taylor Green and Matt Gaetz.”

“Well, well, well. The Department of Homeland Security said you might show up. What race are you, again?”

--GRA