By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, november 8, 2023 at 1:10:00 a.m. est
"late news: police found 'a vehicle of interest,' which they believe was used to commit these three murders. a third vic was found later in the day close to the Horton crime scene, after gunfire was heard around 3:00 p.m."
So to recap, cops had this area yellow taped, they were collecting evidence, going door to door for info, yet the murderer got in this area and shot someone again--and GOT AWAY!
Is he White? I’m kidding.
--GRA
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Man,whose car was stolen to commit murders in,arrested,as Grand Rapids cops can't find real killer(satire).
GRA:Phil Nickmush,a retired,69 year old White man--and one of the few non-blacks living in the Burton Heights area--was arrested today for allowing his car to get stolen,without which,police say,"this horrendous crime scene would never have occurred."
"We got the man responsible for the three murders,a Mr.Phil Nickmush,a White man,who though he had his car doors locked,did not take the extra steps needed to prevent its theft.It's as if Mr.Nickmush
committed the murders himself.We consider the case now closed, "said a spokesman for the city of Grand Rapids.
Nickmush was provided an attorney, Ken Crump--a black lawyer--to defend him.Crump's record in previous court cases stands at 0 and 35.
Crump sent out a statement saying,"I believe the right man was arrested for this mass murder and I will attempt to wrap the case up as quickly as possible."
Nickmush had a gag order placed on him by Judge Jacquarious Jones to prevent any comment from him.
Bond was set at 1 million dollars.
--GRA
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