tulsa and black law

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, october 19, 2022 at 3:53:00 p.m. edt

judge to ben crump (or his lookalike): Do you have any eyewitnesses for your case--anything besides urban legend?

crump: no, your honor, but we have apparitions who are available.

judge: there are no such things, mr. crump.

crump: in black law, there is.

judge: But I'm not black.

crump: then you must recuse yourself, your honor--when blacks are involved--to allow for black law to take precedent.

judge: show me such a law.

crump: look at your monitor for a view of your car and house.

judge: there are hundreds of blacks with torches, ready to burn my property!

crump: black law.

judge: I recuse myself. Send in Katanji Ubangi Brown to take over the case.

crump: wise choice, your honor.

Epilogue: Every black in oklahoma received $50,000 a year for life--even though there was zero evidence to support such a judgment.

Next: blacks invent more massacres from the past to get easy money.

--GRA