The CIA Goes Woke (Humor)

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The CIA Goes Woke: The Babylon Bee Week In Review

The CIA is trying out some innovative torture methods, we're getting ready to celebrate Birthing Person's Day this weekend, and Snow White will now remain dead to avoid that problematic kiss. This can only mean one thing: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review. White Liberals Watch In Amazement as Black Man Acquires ID HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an ID without any assistance from liberals whatsoever... Read more Make it stop! WATCH: CIA Replaces Waterboarding with 12-Hour Lectures on Intersectional Feminism 10 Last-Minute Mother's Day Gift Ideas for Your Wife, Since We Know You Forgot Disney to Remove Problematic Kiss from Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not to Work Makes People Not Want to Work "I Have Changed My Mind and Do Not Want a Divorce from This Amazing, Handsome Man," Says Glossy-Eyed Melinda Gates after Receiving Vaccine MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher for Making Multiple Racist Gestures