Saturday, January 10, 2026

amazon ground angus beef burgers

By N.S.

Look at the information printed on the box. It says that 70% of the calories come from fat. Jeff Bezos sells two kinds of hamburglars: one that is 15% fat and one that is 20% fat.

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Subject: AMAZON Ground Angus Beef Burgers




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what's the problem? Or are Amazon burgers a new sponsor?

--GRA

Nicholas said...

If the box is telling the truth, then the burglars are extremely unhealthy (71% fat). However, I'm sure it's a typo, because otherwise they'd swim in fat when I cook 'em.

Anonymous said...

They must shrink to the size of a marble in a frying pan.

--GRA