Minorities ganged up on Whitey in minneapolis mayoral race--it didn't work; analysis from W-O-K-E TV

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, november 4, 2025 at 11:33:00 p.m. est

Minorities ganged up on Whitey in minneapolis mayoral race--it didn't work; analysis from WOKE TV Frey leading comfortably over Fateh with 98% of the vote counted in minneapolis

11 p.m. (ap) 98% of votes counted
This election will advance to ranked choice voting if no candidate is the first choice on a majority of ballots.

candidate votes pct
Jacob Frey*
Dem
60,735 41.8%

Omar Fateh
Dem
46,131 31.7%

DeWayne Davis
Dem
19,971 13.7%

Other candidates 18,614 12.8%

Lou Grant: Looks like you might keep your job, Ted. The people said "no" to Fateh.

Ted Baxter: It's obvious, Lou, the "people" wanted to keep Ted Baxter as their anchorman. Write it up that way, Murr.

Murray: I can't Ted, or they might decide to have another election tomorrow.

Lou: Too bad about New York going to hell with mamdani.

Ted: White tv anchors are already extinct out there, we all know that.

Mary Richards: I hear mamdani said he's going to change the city's nickname from "Big Apple" to "Big Camel."

Murray: With a lot of big camel poop to go with it.

Director: Ted, you're back on in a minute.

(on-air)

Ted: In tonight's news, Baxter overwhelmingly wins re-election as W-O-K-E TV anchorman, while Jacob Frey squeaks by...

--GRA


By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, november 5, 2025 at 3:46:00 p.m. est

Ted Baxter: "Yes, it's official, Jacob Frey is the mayor again, here in Minneapolis.

"WHEW."

--GRA


minorities ganged up on Whitey in minneapolis mayoral race--it didn't work
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, november 5, 2025 at 4:26:00 p.m. est

minorities ganged up on Whitey in minneapolis mayoral race--it didn't work

“ass(ociated) press: Fateh congratulated Frey but said his campaign built [racist] 'people power' that won’t go away.

“'they [Whodat?] may have won this race, but we have changed the narrative about what kind of city minneapolis can be,' Fateh said in a statement. 'because now, truly [? What does that mean, free for blacks, moslems, and hispanics, at Whites' expense?] affordable housing, workers’ rights, and public safety rooted in care [anti-White hatred] are no longer side conversations; they are at the center of the narrative.

“Fateh, Davis and Hampton formed an alliance, urging their voters to rank one another, but not Frey, to make it harder for the incumbent to win. however, the tactic came up short.”

GRA: Next time it will be implemented better--no more Whitey mayors in minneapolis.

--GRA


N.S.: If you complained to a media operative about the racism, he would respond, with a straight face, that there was nothing racist about it.


What a stupid way to hold an election...
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, november 5, 2025 at 7:45:00 a.m. est

What a stupid way to hold an election...

"(startribune) the city of minneapolis will begin working its way through rounds of vote reallocation at 8:30 a.m. wednesday. that means that votes for the candidates who were knocked out of the first round are moved to the voter’s second choice candidate.

"the process can take hours or days depending on how many rounds it takes for one candidate to cross the 50 percent threshold.

"in 2021, when Frey faced off against Kate Knuth and Sheila Nehzad, the reallocation process took just a few hours for a single round and Frey was named the winner before noon on wednesday. in 2017, when the election went through five rounds, Frey wasn’t declared the winner until midday thursday.

GRA: Frey didn't get 50% of the vote, so "someone" starts switching alternate choices of voters to the top candidates. If THAT isn't a recipe for corruption and fraud, I don't know what is.

Ted Baxter (on air, explaining): If Frey is listed as the number three choice behind Fateh, as an alternate, the actual FIRST CHOICE of the voters--Frey--could lose. I guess I'd better start wearing the ol' turban again.

Lou: That's enough election coverage for now, put the new clown on--Chuckles bin Laden--he's an ARAB!

Murray: Already, Lou?

Lou: Yeah, he was hired yesterday, just in case Fateh had a chance to win. You know, Mary, arabs make the least funny clowns of anyone? Stabbing and decapitating the giant, stuffed Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck animals we have on set doesn't make kids laugh. That's what he did in rehearsal.

Mary: I knowwww, Mr. Grant. Maybe Frey will win.

Lou: I hope so, Mary.

--GRA