Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2025 at 05:51:58 PM EST
Subject: Dallas Cowboys' Marshawn Kneeland was driving over 145 mph moments before crash, DPS says. "She's just very freaked out," an officer said in another video. "He hit her hard …Luckily she was in an F-250. If she was in a smaller car, she'd be dead."
From The Dallas Morning News:
Dallas Cowboys' Marshawn Kneeland was driving over 145 mph moments before crash, DPS says
Dallas Cowboys' Marshawn Kneeland was driving over 145 mph moments before crash, DPS says
He was clocked at 145 mph.
How fast was he really going?
Fastest I have ever driven on a highway is 110 mph. This was around 20 years ago.
Trust me.
Things go by really, really fast at 110 mph.
And 145 mph?
2 comments:
Pat Summerall:FUMBLE--Kneeland fumbles his own head!
John Madden:There it goes(lines and circles drawn on telestrator). That may be the longest ejection of a speeding negro's head--through a window--I've ever seen,Pat.
Pat:And it's recovered by the....RAVENS...who carry it off--through the air--to parts unknown.
Madden:Our Goodyear blimp says it was deposited at the local landfill--see,Pat(circles the birds at the dump),right there.
Pat:Well,John,that wraps up today's NFL crime action. Have a happy Thanksgiving.
Madden:You too,Pat. Did I ever use the telestrator to show you how to devour a 23 lb turkey in 30 minutes?
Pat:Many times.
--GRA
It's BACK! Thanks. Maybe "A.T." will see it and have a laugh.
--GRA
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