By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, november 18, 2025 at 1:41:00 a.m. est
Larry Summers caught asking Jeffrey Epstein advice about how to go about "banging" the daughter of a communist chinese official in 2018-2019--now he's embarrassed
"(zh) in the latest blow to democrats from the recent 'Epstein files' released by house republicans, former u.s. treasury secretary Larry Summers announced that he's stepping back from public commitments after new documents reveal he was asking for Jeffrey Epstein's advice on how to bang a female mentee behind his wife's back.
"Summers - who was Bill Clinton's Treasury Secretary and later president of Harvard University, repeatedly messaged Epstein about a woman codenamed 'peril' in 2018 and 2019.
"in one january 2019 text exchange, Summers told Epstein that the woman was unlikely to leave him due to his position of power and the professional connections that might come with it - to which Epstein replied, 'she is doomed to be with you."
GRA: Lizahontas Warren wants Summers to quit his job at Harvard (whatever that is). Maybe the release of the Epstein files will be fun, after all.
--GRA
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If the Lovin' Spoonful were around today...
Hot times,
Summers in the city,
Looking for chinks,
Make 'em young and pretty.
Scumbag,
Summers getting giddy,
Thinks he's gonna score,
Thinks he's Sean Puff Diddy.
All around,all his friends are in bed,
Scoring with babes, who are hotter than a match head.
But this girl,
Well she wants to hurl,
Looks at him
And her insides curl,
No way,no way,
She spends the night,
Summers knows--he can see the light,
So he asked,
Jeffrey Epstein,
Who said,
"It's a pity,
No chance,
Getting kitty,
For Summers in the city.
Summers in the city.
--GRA
WINTER OF DISCONTENT FOR SUMMERS,AS FALL OUT FROM EPSTEIN E-MAILS,SPRINGS WOKE BUZZARDS INTO
JOB REMOVAL MODE--HE RESIGNS AT OPENAI--HARVARD OFFICE "GONE"
(ZH)Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers has resigned from the board of OpenAI following the release of messages in which Summers was asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice to try and bed a female mentee whose father was a former CCP official.
Summers recently retracted from public engagements after his emails with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein were released.
On Monday Summers announced that he would be stepping back from all public commitments - and while he said he would continue to teach at Harvard, his office appeared to be gone Monday evening.
"In line with my announcement to step away from my public commitments, I have also decided to resign from the board of OpenAI," Summers told Axios. "I am grateful for the opportunity to have served, excited about the potential of the company and look forward to following their progress."
GRA:Why didn't "they" redact Summer's name? He must be on someone's sh*tlist.
--GRA
COMING SOON:"PLAY IT AGAIN,EPSTEIN" TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
Narrarator:"Larry Summers--played by Woody Allen--needs dating advice. So who you gonna call?Not Ghostbusters--but Jeffrey Epstein's GHOST! It's the new comedy/bio flick,"Play it Again,Epstein".
"It's 2022 and Larry IS STILL having problems hooking up with Chinese girls.But old friend,Jeffrey Epstein is dead. Here's a clip:"
Woody(Larry):I'm totally clueless at scoring with asian chicks--and since I'm playing Larry Summers and not myself--I can't use my courtship and marriage to my adopted asian daughter to provide me with any help--so who CAN give me salient advice?
Jeffrey Epstein:La-a-a-r-r-y--it's ME,JEFF!
(Larry looks around)
Larry:Jeez,I'm hearing voices--and I only had one spoonful of Mogan David wine after supper tonight.
Epstein:Stop talking to yourself! I'm the ghost of your friend,Jeffrey Epstein,here to help you with your conjugal troubles.
Larry:But I'm not in prison--yet.
Epstein:What do you call marriage?
Larry:You're right.
Epstein:Of course I'm right.
Larry:I'm glad you're here,Jeff--or we wouldn't have a movie. There's that same Chinese temptress I wrote to you about in 2019. She's back--and I still want her.
Epstein:Well here's what I would do--if I were you(and honestly,I'd rather be dead than be Larry Sanders)
Larry:That's SUMMERS.
Epstein:I KNOWWWW,I'm kidding,you anti-chick magnet,you. All right,listen--here's my plan.
Announcer:You'll laugh,you'll eat popcorn,you'll drink coca cola,you'll throw up--all at the new comedy hit:
"Play it Again,Epstein"--coming soon to a theater near you--and probably out--even faster than that. Rated R.
--GRA
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