Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Hot times, Summers in the city (song)

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, november 19, 2025 at 1:06:00 a.m. est

If the Lovin' Spoonful were around today...

Hot times,
Summers in the city,
Looking for chinks,
Make 'em young and pretty.

Scumbag,
Summers getting giddy,
Thinks he's gonna score,
Thinks he's Sean Puff Diddy.
All around, all his friends are in bed,
Scoring with babes, who are hotter than a match head.

But this girl,
Well she wants to hurl,
Looks at him
And her insides curl,
No way, no way,
She spends the night,
Summers knows--he can see the light,
So he asked,
Jeffrey Epstein, Who said,
"It's a pity,
No chance,
Getting kitty,
For Summers in the city.
Summers in the city.

--GRA



7 comments:

AbolishTenure said...

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUDMzhlefMs&list=RDqUDMzhlefMs&start_radio=1

AbolishTenure said...

The industry buzz is that Ed Sullivan ordered you to rewrite the line that rhymed Summers with hummers.

Anonymous said...

That's what N.S. is saying about his P.C.--right?

--GRA

Anonymous said...

Ed's a tough SOB,he just doesn't know who the hell anybody is,lol.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

Oops, sorry, that "Get off of my cloud" was supposed to go on another thread, the one about Fearless Leader's new computer. I just posted it over there. Hope all is cool with Mr. Sullivan here. But Jay Z seems to be unhappy, something about Mr. Bunny being banished from the show, surprise.

Anonymous said...

Pretty funny, I admit. I was pretty young back in the summer of 1966 when the original was a hit. But this is terrific, too, something "Weird Al" Yankovich would cover as a parody.

Anonymous said...

Thank you.

--GRA