Saturday, November 22, 2025
Calling John Madden, for Afterlife SNL!
Abolish Tenure
I won't bother staying up late to see if SNL has a John Madden impersonator diagramming this play. Ain't happening.
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As the trooper began following, he said he observed Kneeland making several unsafe lane changes as he passed vehicles on the tollway.
Kneeland reached speeds “higher than 145 miles per hour,” the report states, before he took the exit for Headquarters Drive.
As Kneeland drove rapidly through an intersection, Hagaman began a pursuit with lights and the siren on but soon lost sight of the vehicle near Lebanon Road...
...Kneeland’s Charger was then located heading southbound on the Dallas Parkway before it struck another vehicle, lost control and crashed in a grassy field.
Kneeland then ran south toward several businesses....
Saturday, November 22, 2025 at 6:23:00 PM EST
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4 comments:
"Right here,Pat--I've got his car circled and THERE,after the collision--an "x" where his head flies out the window."
"You've got that telestrator working good today,Coach."
"Thanks Pat. The telestrator was made for blacks speeding down highways or drive-by shootings.
"Okay,back to the Jets/Ravens game--with the Jets down 35-0."
"You know Pat,I never thought I'd see a quarterback with minus 300 yards passing like Josh Fields has today."
"Thankfully,it's halftime,John."
--GRA
Ha! My cable company needs to pick up that Afterlife channel.
Got a new one today:
"Quandrickus".
Use it in a sentence? OK, here goes.
Yo' missin' a FedEx? Prolly in Quandrickus' crib.
https://thecentralgeorgian.com/2025/11/21/investigators-tie-widespread-package-theft-scheme-to-fedex-subcontractor-drivers-in-stephens-county/
JUSTIN FIELDS BENCHED IN FAVOR OF ANOTHER nEGRO QB--TYROD(LOL) TAYLOR; JETS' FANS CAN'T TELL ONE FROM ANOTHER(THEY'RE BOTH LOUSY)AS RAVENS PICK APART NAMATH-LESS NEW YORKERS 17-7 IN THE THIRD QUARTER
GRA:"Sh*t happens,"Justin Fields said after reporters asked his reaction about his benching before today's game with the Baltimore Ravens(replaced by someone named Tyrod Taylor.)
(GRA:Yes,"sh*t happens,"every time Fields takes the football field.)
Joe Namath,out for the contest, after his four specialized wheelchairs were found vandalized last week,could only watch the Jets replace one lousy black QB with another and Baltimore has a lead of 17-7 in the third quarter.
--GRA
FIELDS HAD ABOUT AS MANY YARDS PASSING--SITTING ON THE BENCH--THAN WHEN HE'S IN THE GAME;JETS OTHER bLACK QB LEADS TEAM TO A 23-10 LOSS.
GRA:Without Joe Namath to rely on for late game heroics,New York lost to Baltimore,23-10 today. 36 year old qb,Tyrod Taylor did a very close impersonation of Justin Fields in the boring loss.
--GRA
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