By Abolish Tenure
sunday, august 24, 2025 at 7:41:00 p.m. edt
How about that? The Gong Show, Mississippi-style.
Milton DeLugg and His Band with a Thug find the perfect new venue.
Chuckie says, "Reggie, they bullet-gonged you! I don't know why they did that! Jemmia'rae P. More-gone, why did you gong this poor man? He was joking up a storm, the audience was into it."
Jemima'rae: [m*****f***** this and that, censored.]
Chuckie: "Aww.. She says the darnedest things! Here come ace stagehand Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine and the nbc medics arrive to take you back stage."
Ah! Reggie is relieved. He thought it was going to be a paternity accusation. He remembers when The Unknown Comic got hit with a paternity claim in mid-act, here, just 2 min 18 sec.
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Cosby hosting "the New Gong Show"?Or does Martin Short have time to spare from taping that career destroying show "Match Game 2025"(that's if any of the panelists HAD careers--Short's was years ago) to host a "Gong Show" redux? He used to do pretty good impressions.
Short:Ahhh,here we go...(CLAP)a real treat(CLAP),the unknown match game PANELISTS!
(GONG)
Short:Now why did you do that to those poor panelists,Jaye Peee?
Jaye Peee:I did it to you--for hosting that abominable Match Game Show,Martin.
Short:Ahhh(CLAP),you're right. But that's over now(CLAP). That's all in the past(CLAP). We have to(CLAP)move forward with more fine television. Up next,on our stage(CLAP)a black guy with a gun--it's Gene Gene--the Mass Shooting Machine.
(Gene Gene shoots his AR-15 into the crowd,hitting only four people out of 100)
(GONG)
Short:Ahh,why did you give ahhh...Gene Gene,the Mass Shooting Machine the ol' gongeroo,Pat?
Pat McCormick:He only hit four people.He's terrible--even for a black guy.
Short:I see your point. Okay(CLAP),that does it for Gong Show 2025--whoopee!
--GRA
The link, here it is! What might have been for Reggie Carroll's comic career.
Woman confronts The Unknown Comic in mid-act alleging that he is the father of her child. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BBZVQ4zBcU.
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