By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, august 25, 2025 at 11:25:00 p.m. edt
Ed Asner and Ted Knight report from The Afterlife Mary Tyler Moore Show
Dear Abolish Tenure:
I'm sorry to correct you, but W-O-K-E, our new call letters--after nbc bought WJM out a couple years ago--does not acknowledge black crime since the takeover. There is no need to send Miss Richards to Baltimore--or any city that's worse off than Minneapolis.
(Hi, this is Ted Baxter. That's right--if Mary's going to get raped and killed, it will be right here in good, old Minneapolis.)
Thank you for your suggestion.
Sincerely,
Lou Grant
Executive Producer, W-O-K-E News
--GRA
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3 comments:
Lou Grant:Ted,get over to Annunciation school and report on the mass shooting there.
Ted Baxter:Loooou,isn't it Gordy's turn to do the next remote?
Lou:No,Ted,it's your turn.
Ted:(crying):Pleeeease,Lou,don't send me over there.
Lou:You're not a coward,are you,Ted?
Ted:Not ME,Lou,but I'm not Catholic. I think it's against the law for non-Catholics to be on Catholic property--pleeeease,Lou--send Gordy--or MARY.
Mary:Ted!
Lou:They killed the shooter.
Ted:Okay,I'll go.
--GRA
MTM theme, take two! "You're not gonna make it after all."
Still early on the Minnesomaliapolis school shooting story but this source from France (first one) says there's a trans angle (Translation from the Reverso app because I do not use g*****, with minor cleanup)
According to Fox 9, the suspect’s mother worked in the Catholic establishment before the shooting. The shooter... had recently identified as a woman. According to court documents, his mother had filed in 2019 an application for a change of name for her child, changing from Robert to Robin.
[Identified as] a man by the American media, the suspect was in his twenties. His criminal record was clean.
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D’après Fox 9, la mère du suspect travaillait dans l’établissement catholique avant la fusillade. Le tireur ou plutôt la tireuse s’identifiait depuis peu comme une femme. Selon des documents judiciaires, sa mère avait déposé en 2019 une demande de changement de nom pour son enfant, passant de Robert à Robin.
Genré comme étant un homme par les médias américains, le suspect était âgé d’une vingtaine d’années. Son casier judiciaire était vierge.
https://www.ladepeche.fr/2025/08/27/une-fusillade-eclate-dans-une-ecole-catholique-des-etats-unis-au-moins-deux-morts-et-une-vingtaine-de-personnes-blessees-12896444.php
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