Thursday, August 07, 2025

imdb.com blew it with Loni Anderson, but fortunately, NSU has an in-house boobologist! (several mug shots from a forensic investigative report!)

By Nicholas Stix
Ph.D. in Boobology, UCLA (the University at the Corner of Lenox Ave.)

imdb.com blew it on Loni Anderson, but fortunately, NSU has an in-house boobologist! (many mug shots from a forensic investigative report!)

"Described her early development and subsequent decision to have breast reduction surgery as follows,: 'When I was 14 my measurements were 37D-20-32. Now I feel more in proportion at 36-24-36 instead of outrageous"." (Punctuation errors were from imdb.com.)

Not only did Loni Anderson NOT have breast reduction surgery (unless she did so in middle age or later), but she started out flat-chested, and had multiple boob jobs! Since she had numerous boob jobs while with Reynolds, I suspect that he was one of those rich guys obsessed with gigantic, rubber breasts, and pressured Anderson into getting the boob jobs.


Early on with Burt Reynolds: flat


Loni Anderson: somewhere between a 34B and 36C cup


Later on with Reynolds: bosomy, but not gigantic


Loni Anderson voluptuous but not rock-hard...yet


Still with Reynolds, and ridiculous (48EEE?!)




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol. Comprehensive.

That about (bo)sums it all up.

--GRA

jeigheff said...

Women with small breasts are beautiful, at least to me. American guys must have liked them at one time, considering the appeal of the flappers in the 1920s.

Anonymous said...

As I've gotten older and started watching reruns of "Cheers" on catchy comedy,I have to say,I think Shelley Long was absolutely gorgeous(facewise)--but when she turned to the side--it's like a straight line down. Or as Carla said once,"Here comes the star of 'The Young and Chestless'."

--GRA