Monday, November 07, 2022

Philly Wins Inaugural World Series of Murder, as Last Few Days Mimic the Entire Year, and Receives the Samuel Little Trophy!

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, november 6, 2022 at 10:36:00 a.m. est

GRA: Saturday night’s mass shooting at a bar—which critically wounded five and wounded four others (updated)–appears to give Philadelphia the championship in this year’s, inaugural World Series of Murder competition. Houston reported zero murders last night, so if any of the critically wounded in Philly die, it would clinch the title for the “City of Brotherly Love” in 2022. We assume that will happen.

The honor would jibe with year-to-date totals, which indicate 437 have been killed in Philly, while 337 were murdered in Houston, so far this year.

The Samuel Little Trophy was presented early this morning to the top brass in Philadelphia city government, denoting their excellence in allowing blacks to run amok on a daily basis.

--GRA



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