stand-up from beyond the grave! What Richard Pryor might have said about the walmart shooting

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, november 23, 2022 at 8:08:00 p.m. est

“It’s tough on the brothas who actually have JOBS—right? (He laughs.)

“When we see all the other niggas sitting on porches or walkin’ around selling drugs, while the small percentage of the rest of us have to go to a chain store outlet five days a week—and punch a time clock, to make money, it makes us—what’s the word the White liberal woman on cbs used today—“disgruntled.”

“WE get REAL ‘disgruntled.’”

“Like mothafu** ing disgruntled enough to shoot Whites—blacks, Mexicans—anything walking around on two legs. A dog humping another dog—BAM. An elephant in a circus act? BLAM!

“Birds?” Too damn small—we can’t hit the mothafu**ers—we can barely hit 10% of the fu**in’ PEOPLE we aim for—which is good—because if we hit everyone we shot at, we’d ALL be in prison for life—or lining up to get that lethal injection. If we could aim better, there’d be longer lines for lethal injections than you see on black Friday at 6 in the morning. Around the block—and then some.

“Somebody would walk by and say, ‘Is this a black Friday sale?”

“And a nigga in line for the injections would yell out, ‘Do we LOOK like we have credit cards—you dumb f**k?!”

“Thank you.”

--GRA



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