​An NSU Music Moment: “Big Fag Mike”!

[Re: “Malik Obama AGAIN posts about ‘Big Mike.’”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous

tuesday, november 22, 2022 at 5:29:00 p.m. est

By request—sung to “Big Bad John.”

There’s a place in Chicago, where the weirdos did roam,
Back in the 70s, a joint they called home,
Queers and trannies, the fags and the dykes,
But the strangest of all, was one they called “big Mike.”

Big Mike—big Miiiike,
Big fag Mike.

He was six foot tall, tar black, and a wig,
Looked strange for a woman, looked strange for a nig,
And when he walked in,
No one took an interest in big Mike.

Then one day there, on a certain afternoon,
Walked in the door, an octomaroon,
He walked right on over—it was love at first sight,
The day Barry Soeto...hit it off...with “Big Mike.”

Big Mike—Big Miiiike,
Big Fag Mike.

It’s many years later—Mike’s now called Michelle,
But all of those freaks that knew him so well,
Aren’t fooled by the lipstick, the dresses and like,
Everyone knows Michelle Obama’s, “Big Mike.”

Big Mike—Big Mi-i-ke,
Big fag Mike.

-GRA