Wednesday, October 05, 2022

Tom Brady’s marriage needs a hail mary pass


[Previously: “which one dropped more boxers? (humor; graphics)”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, october 5, 2022 at 2:16:00 a.m. edt


the loving couple before their 2009 nuptials


(page six) “Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen seem to be heading for the end zone: Both have retained divorce lawyers, multiple sources tell page six exclusively.

“as previously revealed, the couple have been living separately for the past couple months following an epic fight — and they’re now apparently looking at dividing up their multimillion-dollar empire.

“‘I never actually thought this argument would be the end of them, but it looks like it is,’ one source in the know tells page six.

“‘I don’t think there will be any coming back now. They both have lawyers and are looking at what a split will entail, who gets what and what the finances will be.’

“reps for Brady and Bündchen did not respond to requests for comment.”

GRA: Mrs. Brady is not even HALF as attractive as she was when the two got married in 2009. Whether that’s the problem, is hard to say, but Brady is still in good enough shape to get a gorgeous 20-something girlfriend, while (imho) Bündchen’s nose appears to be growing to Jimmy Durante-like proportions in just 13 years’ time—and may not be in demand by men in her age demographic.

--GRA



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
I checked out some current photos of Mrs. Brady and while she still looks relatively good for a woman of her age, she's starting to look middle aged matronly and Tom is still in his highest value peak years as a catch for some other 20 something childless supermodel. So it's time to trade in the older model for a newer one, or maybe just play the field and bang a bunch of them before deciding to settle down again. That's how it is when you're a multi millionaire NFL QB.