Shocking news!

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, february 22, 2026 at 12:42:00 a.m. est

Edith Bunker: Archie! Louise Jefferson just called and told me what her husband, George, is going to do....

Archie: Quiet, Edith. I'm watching breaking news on "see the b.s."--some negro is announcing he's running for president in 2028.

Edith: I KNOW, Archie. It's...

(Archie and Edith at the same time): GEORGE JEFFERSON!

Archie: Look at him, Edith--GEORGE JEFFERSON. It's bad enough you turn on the news and most of the reporters are lyin' coons, the commercials are three coons for every White--with the White acting dumber than the Meathead did, before his unfortunate accident shut his yap. Oh, once in a while you see a White on a commercial, by himself, but NOT FOR LONG. The White guy's "shadow" shows up--a damn black--sitting with the White at a hockey game...or a water polo match...or MENSA meeting. You KNOW blacks don't go to those places. Yet that White guy has his "shadow" next to him--EVERYWHERE--he cant go anywhere without it. And now George Jefferson running to be president. What else could go wrong today?

(Knock on the door; Edith runs to open it.)

Meathead: Hi, ma!

Archie: Who's that--sounds like the Meathead.

EDITH: It IS Mike, Archie!

Meathead: That's right, Arch, I just got out of the hospital today. They've really improved their severed carotid artery procedures.

Archie: Awwww, jeeez. Doesn't anybody stay dead, anymore? (slumps in his chair.)

END

--GRA