Sunday, November 24, 2024

Jay Leno's poor judgement almost gets him killed... again... but he lives through it, and performs his routine

https://frontpagenewspaper.com/2024/11/jay-leno-performs-with-black-eye-and-bandages/
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Anonymous said...

He's had some catastrophic accidents--caused by stupidity--nothing else.

David Letterman despised Leno after getting screwed out of hosting "The Tonight Show" in 1993. Here's a top ten list on possible ways Leno is going to off himself,if he doesn't wise up


10.)Decides to climb on the same transformer wires the crazy chick attempted to kill herself on the other day--but with 19,000 volts running through them.

9.)Paragliding in Ukraine.

8.)Untimely end after getting a job as one of President Trump's security doubles for Inauguration Day(saved Trump's life though).

7.)Goes onstage with Michael Richards at a black attendee only nightclub in Chicago.

6.)Rides his motorcycle down a mex street during a booze fueled Cinco de Mayo parade in Laredo,Texas

5.)While trying to unclog a fuel line on one of his antique cars,he gets sprayed with gasoline and catches on fire(wait,that already happened in 2022).He'll do it AGAIN!

4.)Drives a motorcycle into a wire in a parking lot(wait,THAT already happened in January 2023).This time,no broken bones,just decapitated.

3.)Tries to push Jimmy Fallon off the stage and reclaim the "Tonight Show",but with his bandages and bruises,no one recognizes the poor guy and security pounds him off to "The Afterlife Tonight Show".

2.)Because he thinks the "L" in lgtbq stands for "Leno",he appears at one of their rallies and is hit in the jaw with a 4 foot long sex toy.R.I.P.

And the #1 way Jay Leno will stupidly kill himself:

By going to Letterman's house to offer a goodwill gesture of apology for "The Tonight Show",he makes the mistake of eating the "special soup" Dave prepared for him PERSONALLY.

--GRA


Monday, November 25, 2024 at 12:39:00 AM EST
Anonymous said...

I think it's going to be when I appear on "Token Whitey Wheel of Fortune" and I get robbed and shot dead by the two black contestants,as we leave the set. Just a premonition.

--Jay Leno

--GRA

Tuesday, November 26, 2024 at 10:16:00 PM EST

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