Wednesday, November 27, 2024

An unabridged, tell-all review of Mike’s Amazing Real Mayonnaise




An unabridged, tell-all review of Mike’s Amazing Real Mayonnaise
By Nicholas Stix

Too much vinegar; too few eggs.



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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about a review of "Mike's FAKE as hell Mayonnaise"? Might be the same. What do you think of Miracle Whip and Hellmann's?

-GRA

Wednesday, November 27, 2024 at 5:58:00 PM EST
AbolishTenure said...

Maybe you can get RFK Jr. to do a high-powered "undorsement". Anything suspicious on the label that would get his attention? White Dye #666, Hydrogenated Egg Seed Oil, Polyhypersaturated Fat, Fructose Binding Syrup, something on his list of shalt-not substances?

Wednesday, November 27, 2024 at 6:08:00 PM EST
Anonymous said...

RFK JR?WORK ON THIS:STOVE TOP STUFFING HAS TWO INGREDIENTS THAT PROBABLY CAUSE CANCER(OTHER COUNTRIES BAN IT).

(breitbart)A popular Thanksgiving dinner staple in the United States is banned in several European countries and Japan due to two ingredients being linked to cancer.

Stove Top Stuffing, an instant boxed stuffing mix that is popular to have with Thanksgiving dinner, contains two ingredients, butylated hydroxyanisole (BHA) and butylated hydroxytoluene (BHT), that are “known human carcinogens and may cause other health problems,” Dr. Neha Pathak, MD, who serves on the Medical Team for WebMD explained to the New York Post.

While BHA and BHT are allowed in the U.S., they are banned in the United Kingdom, the European Union, and Japan. Pathak explained that “these types of preservatives” are banned due to the “cancer risk.”


“A lot of countries have much stricter rules around what’s allow[ed] in food,” Pathak told the outlet.


The ingredient list for the Stove Top Stuffing turkey version shows that, along with BHA and BHT, the product contains “enriched wheat flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate [vitamin b1], riboflavin [vitamin b2], folic acid), high fructose corn syrup, salt, onion” along with other ingredients:

Enrich wheat flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate [vitamin b1], riboflavin [vitamin b2], folic acid), high fructose corn syrup, salt, onion*, contains less than 2% of hydrolyzed soy protein, cooked turkey*, yeast, interesterified soybean oil, celery*, parsley*, potassium chloride, spice, sugar, caramel color, maltodextrin, turkey broth*, disodium guanylate, disodium inosinate, silicon dioxide, natural flavor, with bha, bht, and rosemary extract as preservatives, *Dried

“These types of preservatives are banned in the European Union, and mostly it’s because of the cancer risk,” Pathak explained. “The cancer risk is something that is concerning."

GRA:Eat it once a year,probably nothing--imho. But other foods have similar hidden things in it,so this is an example of what RFK Jr. could go after.

--GRA

Wednesday, November 27, 2024 at 10:20:00 PM EST
Anonymous said...

Hey Stix - cut us some slack man! Mike's is pretty good - and cycles on sale for only $2.99 at most NYC chains. Who is stupid enough to pay $6-7-8 for 32 oz of the 'name brand' stuff?

Thursday, November 28, 2024 at 8:48:00 AM EST
Anonymous said...

"Cancer risk". Ugh. According to the E.U. - and of course California, everything* causes cancer. The label on my refrigerator points to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov in three languages because of "Cancer and Reproductive Harm". The damn thing resists being torn off. It's going to take some cancer-causing chemicals to remove the label.

* Except walking masklessly the wrong way down a one-way aisle to buy mayonnaise and Froot Loops. That causes covid. Then the food causes cancer according to this bunch. So put it in my obit - "Killed by covid and cancer caused by a refrigerator and reckless grocery shopping."

Thursday, November 28, 2024 at 2:07:00 PM EST

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