Sunday, November 20, 2022

Darwin award candidate in houston: drunken (mexican?) idiot dances on top of a tractor-trailer until he meets a highway overpass; the meeting was not congenial

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, november 20, 2022 at 1:44:00 p.m. est

GRA: I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that he was drunk.

(fox17) "a 25-year-old man is dead after climbing onto the top of a tractor-trailer that was traveling on a houston highway, authorities said.

"police said the man began dancing on the trailer portion of the vehicle on monday and possibly began recording himself when the vehicle passed under a bridge.

"the male was struck and knocked off the trailer onto the freeway main lanes," police said.

"paramedics were called to attend to the man, authorities said. however, he was reportedly pronounced dead after being taken to a hospital.

(GRA: When the man's head was retrieved, emergency crews were not surprised to find that the skull contained zero brain matter--just like Biden.)

"a police spokesperson told houston public media that the driver wasn't aware the man was on his 18-wheeler, and didn't know how long he had been up there.

"police said the driver was questioned and released.

"the identity of the man who died has not been released.

GRA: Pablo something, I'm sure.

--GRA



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

NO ID. Probably an illegal. Combination of drink and drugs and just plain stupidity. Darwin winner yes.