By R.C.
Tue, Aug 18, 2020 6:47 p.m.
At least 30 people were shot, seven fatally, over the weekend in Democrat-controlled Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/08/18/at-least-30-shot-7-fatally-over-weekend-in-democrat-controlled-philly/
R.C.: They call it “Killadelphia” on the ‘Net.
Kill-uh-dell-fee-uh.
Like Killadelphia freedom.
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We're switching locations--from Chicongo to Phil-a-nig-full-of-lead-phia.
Here are some FICTIONAL ghetto shootings--that,when you come down to it,are not too exaggerated over the reports we actually read about:
"Seven dead and 30 shot this past weekend.Here are some of the reports:
Donutholeforbrainsious Jackson,owner of one of the longer names we've observed,in covering these types of shootings,tried to fool gang members by wearing a mask of a White person(Joe Biden),while sauntering down Ben Franklin Drive,Friday night.
No one was fooled.
Jackson had his bell rung a "spirited" 76 times by gunfire,as apparently the opposing gang didn't know Joe Biden from Frank Rizzo--just that he looked White--which was enough to turn the Biden mask into confetti.Police counted more bullets in Jackson's mouth then teeth,as Jackson was extracted from the scene.
Later,six blocks down,Unambitious and Lazyasfuckious Jones were walking from the neighborhood welfare office when a van pulled up along side to ask for directions.
"Where to?"Unambitious replied,rather puzzled.
"TO THE EFFIN' MORGUE,niggas,"the occupants of the van reportedly yelled,before Jones and Jones were blasted right TO the city morgue's exact location--some 200 feet away.
Philly police chief,Danielle Outlaw,in remarks afterwards,said "THIS MUST STOP."
When a reporter queried,"you mean the violence?The shootings,the black crime--Outlaw replied,"Hell no,I mean the thugs,shooting these two,so damn near our morgue--we can't give overtime out when that happens--THAT MUST STOP."
Saturday,Ambidextrous Martin proved that his name was prescient,when was shot dead from both the left side of Al Sharpton Boulevard and from the right side as well--by two different gangs--all at approximately 2 am.
The chief was all smiles.
"I gave out 100 hours of unneeded overtime on this one,"she grinned.
--GRA
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