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Breaking: Kobe Bryant, daughter Gianna laid to rest in private Los Angeles funeral
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A Story from the "Anchovy"--GRA's version of the Onion.
(Los Angeles) A separate funeral service and burial for Bryant's penis was performed at the "Longfellow Cemetary"--the resting ground for famous rapist's genitalia.
Bill Cosby has a plot set aside for his penis as does Bill Clinton.
After the death of a probable rapist,the organ is removed--usually by the request of the deceased beforehand--and proudly given its own plot and headstone.
Harvey Weinstein refuses to admit rape--and in most of those cases,he's probably correct--but officials at "Longfellow" say,"Mr.Weinstein's junk is welcome here after his death anyways."
It's the latest thing in Hollywood,where bizarre is normal and normal is bizarre.
--GRA
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