Friday, June 02, 2017

The Cereal Killers

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Friday, June 2, 2017 at 6:52:00 P.M. EDT

Uh, oh, those Frosted Flakes I eat are in big trouble (because of Tony the Tiger)... Or maybe, I AM—if I get caught eating them at the restaurant I go to for breakfast.

BREAKING NEWS: Blacks slaughter white man for eating racist cereal.

YOUTUBE video as 4 blacks cornered a white man in a Grand Rapids breakfast joint, ordering him to "stop eating those damn Frosted Flakes."

"But they're grrrrreat," said the white man, "just like white people."

Just then, several gunshots rang out, turning the white patron into little bits of Cheerios.

"Another racist cracker we got rid of," said one of the blacks, before he was arrested.

It's really not that far out of the question—is it?


Anonymous said...

Treyvons Martin tried to beat George Martin to death for looking at him. So it is already occurring.

Anonymous said...

I hope everyone knows this didn't actually happen,but as riled up as the blacks are getting about the freaking LSU TIGERS,why not take it to its most insane situation--me getting killed for eating a cereal with a TIGER on it.Blacks have killed for dumber reasons than that (I remember a drive thru incident here,where a black woman pulled a gun on a fast food employee because her hamburg wasn't fixed the correct way).
You never know.
--GR Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Breaking news:
London bridge under attack.
Van plows into pedestrians,along with gunfire and stabbings.What more do you want from an Isis attack,a few days before the British election.
A week after Manchester,you'd think Scotland Yard would have all its terrorists accounted for.Guess not.
The only unknown is,how many dead this time and how many Muslims are involved.

Anonymous said...

Some thing like this did occur. The five negresses who beat up the white waitress for re-filling their water glasses too often.

Basso e Grasso said...

War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
The Races are Equal.