By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, march 4, 2026 at 9:32:00 a.m. est
"stocks in europe jump as markets smell iran [sic] capitulation; funeral for ayatollah postponed"
"(zh) two major developments impacting markets (also as the question of the supreme leader's successor lingers):
"iran quietly reached out to the cia a day after the attacks began to discuss ending the conflict, the nyt reported.
"the funeral of its late supreme leader ayatollah ali khamenei, which was to begin later today, has been postponed."
GRA: A message received on an Ouija board from Khameneii, reportedly said, "Having the time of my afterlife, ten virgins down, 90 to go--no funeral until I'm done." This was interpreted to mean the iranians were afraid the U.S. would bomb the funeral.
Stocks in Europe were up big, as reports come out that iran wants it all to stop.
--GRA
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