Captain Queef and the barrier reef

["This is not a joke, but it ought to be! 'lesbian captain forgets her $100 million warship is on autopilot, runs it into reef where it burns and sinks"]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, march 3, 2026 at 1:39:00 a.m. est

Captain Queef and the barrier reef

The lesbo captain,
Her reign was brief,
The woman we knew as,
Captain Queef.

The ship sits now,
On a barrier reef,
Thanks to the skills of,
Captain Queef.

There'll be no more SNAFUs,
And no more grief,
Since her rank's been reduced,
To LIEUTENANT Queef.

--GRA