By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, february 13, 2026 at 11:39:00 p.m. est
Star Trek 2026: The Laugh of Spock
James T. Kirk: Captain's log, stardate 2455.3.
William Kirk, my great-great-great-great-great grandfather, from the year 2026, was a defender of the right to bear arms and posted numerous videos about how...to...keep...it that way. Dr. McCoy reminded me, that in the decade of the 2020s, at least 40% of the United States was afflicted with a mental illness so severe and rampant--it was simply called, "being a democrat."
Spock: Are we traveling back in time, Captain--to Earth 2026--in order to remedy the problem?
McCoy: I've got the antidote ready, Jim, to disperse from our ship, to those wackjob democrats.
Kirk: We...can't...interfere...with the history of the United States...no matter what craziness the democrazies inflict. It WILL...all get straightened out...naturally.
Spock: Yessss, the "incident" of 2035. That certainly took care of the democrats (laughs).
Kirk: Was that a "laugh," Mr. Spock? You've never laughed in all the time I've known you--I can't believe it.
Spock: Affirmative, Captain--it was, indeed. democrats were very illogical in your early 21st century--you'll never hear me laugh out loud again--unless you say...
Kirk: 2035?
Spock: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kirk: Take us home, Mr. Chekov.
Chekov: Aye, aye, Captain.
Kirk: 2035!
Spock: STOP IT (doubles over, busting a gut).
--GRA
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