Tuesday, July 08, 2025
The first round of auditions for The Next George Floyd flopped
[“Roseanne Roseannadanna says: ‘with blacks, it’s always somethin’”; “this week, it was a White holiday which made for a convenient excuse to pull guns before, during, and after fireworks’ (july 4 update)”]
By Abolish Tenure
monday, july 7, 2025 at 7:34:00 a.m. edt
The first round of auditions for The Next George Floyd flopped.
But fear not, this long, hot summer isn’t even half over. Maybe if we wave a microphone and entice Jesse Jackson to take the stage to rant against the Fourth as “Jewteenth.” Jesse might be the dark horse that pulls ahead of joebiden in the Senility Sweepstakes.
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Is that a dance--"The Flop"? Chubby Checker's "The Twist" was a huge craze,of course,but george floyd's dance, "The Flop",has to have lyrics like this:(sung to "The Twist".)
Note:In the NBA,a "flop" is a fake fall to the floor,by a defender,while he's attempting to draw a charging foul.
By GRA
Well come on,niggas,
Let's do "The Flop",
Come on,niggas,
Get a Whitey cop,
First, you take some killer drugs,
And then--you DROP.
E-yahh,flop,
george floyd did this,
Oooooh,yeah,
He sure done this,
Make your arrest stop,
Just do "The Flop".
You need good timing,
To pull the hoax off,
Yeah,need good timing,
If you want to pull this off,
Cuz when your overdose kicks in,
Your ticker's had enough.
Go now and flop,
george floyd did this,
Oooooh,yeah,
He sure done this,
So choose a Whitey cop,
And do "The Flop."
(instrumental break)
You could see,
AG's racist,
You could see-ee,
The nigga's racist,
Ellison could have let it drop,
He knew it was just "The Flop".
Go home and flop,
Yeah,nigga,drop,
Oooooh,yeah,
Just like this,
Crump says,"It's all right."
If you flop tonight.
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