By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, july 9, 2025 at 3:00:00 p.m. edt
minneapolis’ june mass shooting has an arrest – a nEGRO named “Turnipseed”; vic had a bizarre name, too
“minneapolis (fox 9) – the man who police believe fired the fatal shots that killed an innocent mother at boom island last month, a shooting that left five others hurt, is now in custody.
“authorities say Marquez Hill-Turnipseed fired the shots that claimed the life of a woman, later identified as Stageina Katraya Shapryia Whiting, 23. Whiting died after suffering a gunshot wound to the body [N.S.: abdomen?]. five others were also hurt in the chaotic shooting where authorities say 130 shots were fired.
[GRA: There wasn’t enough room to print their eyechart-like names.]
“police say Whiting wasn’t involved in the shooting and appears to be an innocent victim who got caught in the crossfire. the charges state that Hill-Turnipseed was in the passenger seat of a Dodge challenger and fired multiple shots into a crowd at the park, after an earlier round of gunfire.
“Hill-Turnipseed was fresh out of prison at the time of the shooting, after serving a prison term for possession of a firearm with a switch – an attachment that makes the gun fully automatic. he was released from federal custody in march.
“a criminal complaint filed in Hennepin county court back in 2021 states Hill-Turnipseed was suspected of multiple shootings around the twin cities. he was arrested after a high-speed chase in eden prairie.
“ultimately, Hill-Turnipseed faced federal charges in the case, and his arrest was listed as part of a gang crackdown in 2023.”
--GRA
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, july 9, 2025 at 10:14:00 p.m. edt
Those black names are GIBBERISH. They used to be amusing in their stupidity, but “Stageina”? “Shapryia”?
Please, niggas.
--GRA
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Confirmed she's black. A relative of hers has a GoFundMe thing underway. I thought MAYBE she was Russian or Ukraine,but no...a negress
MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW(2025)
Ted Baxter:Haha,come on,Murray,the shooter's name was Turnipseed? TURNIPSEED? Is he a White farmer?haha. Fell off a turnip truck?
Murray:No Ted--he's black. Didn't you hear? We're the last White people in Minneapolis. Try to keep up,Ted.
Ted(laughs even more nervously):Murr-r-r--say it ain't so--you're kidding. I see White people in Minneapolis--occasionally.
Mary Richards:Where Ted?
Ted:I saw a few in the store at Macy's yesterday.
Mary:Those are MANNEQUINS,Ted.(audience laughs) And they're even replacing those...White mannequins with,well...non-White ones...all this week.
Ted:You're right Mary,I bumped into a black one and he didn't kill me. NOW I get it-- he wasn't a REAL black person.
(Lou Grant stomps out of his office)
Lou:Murray,I just got an email from W-O-K-E management. They went over tonight's copy and they don't want the mass shooting story reported this way.
Ted:Yeah,Murray,remove those fake names--like Turnipseed,haha. STAGEINA? I'd have never been able to get through the newscast without laughing out loud
Lou:That stays. They want the story to read,"White mannequins kill blacks in mass shooting. Marquez Turnipseed falsely arrested--statue goes up next week in his honor." Got that Murray?
Murray:Must be payday tomorrow,that's when this "reinventing of stories" goes full blast. Yeah,got it,Lou.
Mary:Ohhh,Missster Grrrant. What are we going to do about all this fake news?
Lou: I've got a plan. After the show,let's all get drunk and tomorrow,we won't remember a thing about any of this --and it's payday.
Mary:I'm in.
Murray:I'm in.
Ted:Me too--where are we going? I've got to call Georgette and tell her,I'll be late.
Lou:East Bethel--one of the Whitest cities in the state--and a great bar. A fifty mile drive,but it's better to go to an "out of the way",White bar--and be late--than go to a black bar and be LATE.(audience applauds)You're on in 60 seconds,Ted.
Sue Anne Nivens:Hi everyone,I'm your designated driver. Whenever you're ready.
Ted(on air):Good evening,I'm Ted Baxter,here's the news....Turnipseed...HA HA HA HA.
END
--GRA
Not just any garden-variety Turnipseed, he's been lugged by the Feds, as in the Biden DOJ two years ago. That inspired Sue Ann to do the Happy Homemaker episode where she cooked up Parmesan Crusted Smashed Turnips.
Bad news Ted! Here are more of those names on the DOJ press release, more than just Marquez Demar Hill-Turnipseed: Marshawn, Kapriece (i before e except after D as in DEI), Kartrell Ismail, Kaprice (i without e before c before e), Ohagi, Clenest Demon (not Demond as is Demond Wilson, but straight-out Demon), Jermaine, Adrion (Adrioff, Ardrion, Adrioff, The Clapper!), Devon Lemont, Dante Joseph Tyus down too tight with those cuffs, I can't breathe.
And a couple of proud dads' junior honkymonikers, James Edward Hollman, Jr. and Marvin Miller, Jr.
All these rules about how negroes spell their names. It's almost as if there AREN'T any.
--GRA
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