By Henry Jacquarious Longfelon
friday, july 11, 2025 at 4:11:00 p.m. edt
Are you at the chicago weekend bullet stats watch party?!
It’s friday, n***as!
Let the new chicago weekend bullet stats watch party begin! Dressed for action in a new white sox jersey with bullet holes and blood spatter. “Knigga" name on back available for an extra charge.
N.S.: Sorry to be late, Mr. Longfelon. I'm always late! I'd be late to my own funeral.
P.S. To everyone here: It looks like I screwed up with the coding, but I had to do that deliberately. My google/blogger gauleiter/minder kept making mischief with this post, so that it was invisible when I properly coded it.
3 comments:
Or as it should be called,"Weekend at Brandon's".Part comedy,part Chicagoans getting shot in the back,then dragged off and propped up at the dinner table 'til the heat wears off.
(knock on door)
"It's the police,open up."
"Whachoowant?"
(opens door)
"We got a report Shitavious Jones was killed by you today,."
"Nawww,mannn. He's right here--eatin' dinner with us--see honkey pig? Wave to the honkey,Shitavious."
(arm goes up limply)
"All right,but we're watching you. Hey why are there all those flies around him?
"Around a nigga named Shitavious?It ain't cuz he smells like perfume,honkey."
"Riiight. Well,we might stop back in."
(Cop leaves--another murder unreported).
--END
Slow going early in the weekend,the highlight,a drive-by shooting on a scooter. My premise of a drive-by on pogo sticks may not be so farfetched. Chicago must be like Grand Rapids,who brought in hundreds of scooters and planted them on street corners. So far--that I know of--no scooters used in shootings--YET. Leave it to the blackies to take an innocent mode of transportation and use it for murder.
--GRA
Ha! Just when I think every name in the -avious baby book has been taken, you come up with a new one.
That scooter program... I looked it up at the G.R. city site.. that cannot possibly end well.
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