By Abolish Tenure
friday, july 4, 2025 at 1:02:00 p.m. edt
breaking news: “chicago man Not shot!”
Looking northward and anticipating a holiday edition of our usual weekly NSU chicago scoreboard, the babylon bee presents a story headlined, “chicago man not shot.”
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Chicago(black) man not shot,while not breaking into a store,not on drugs,not wanted for several felonies.Might as well run the gamut of "nots".
--GRA
ROSEANNE ROSEANNADANNA SAYS:"WITH bLACKS,IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHIN' ";THIS WEEK,IT WAS A WHITE HOLIDAY WHICH MADE FOR A CONVENIENT EXCUSE TO PULL GUNS BEFORE,DURING AND AFTER FIREWORKS
Before:Plenty of shootings in Chicago(posted).In Alton,Illinois:
(first alert 4)A 17 year old girl was found shot Friday morning,rushed to a St.Louis hospital and declared,"unable to attend fireworks on Saturday.".
Belleville,Illinois:A black was arrested for shooting a four year old Thursday morning.
St.Louis:A murder along with three receiving lead injections and 100 fires(50 of them in dumpsters)were set.
Nigadelphia:(WHYY noise)
Eight people were shot at the 7 Elements bar and lounge in South Philadelphia in the early hours of Saturday morning. Police on Saturday afternoon told WHYY News in a statement that all victims are now in stable condition.
According to the police, at 3:54 a.m. Saturday morning officers from the Third District responded to reports of a shooting with multiple victims following a “physical altercation on an exterior balcony.” The restaurant and lounge is on the second floor of Dung Phat Plaza at 11th Street and Washington Avenue.
Victims were transported to Penn Presbyterian Medical Center, Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, Methodist Hospital and Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania.
Among the victims were:
A 25-year-old woman with gunshot wounds to the right arm and left hip
A 30-year-old man with gunshot wounds to the right buttock and left arm
A 28-year-old man with gunshot wounds the left knee
A 27-year-old female with a gunshot wound to the left buttock
A 43-year-old male security guard with a gunshot wound to the groin(GRA:NOT THE GROIN!)
A 42-year-old man with a gunshot wound to the chest and right arm
A 43-year-old male security guard with a gunshot wound to the left arm
A 25-year-old woman with a gunshot wound to the leg.
During:(WOODTV)Guns were drawn by two groups of(non-Whites)during Saturday night's fireworks in downtown Grand Rapids. Police,patrolling,found the(potential mass shooting)and ended it with no shots bring fired(they lucked out).
Albany:(WIVB)10 blackies shot and no one in custody. One of the incidents at Empire State Plaza occurred just as fireworks were being concluded. Three separate shootings added up to 10 blacks needing bullet removal.
As for AFTER,we'll get those reports throughout the day.
--GRA
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