By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, july 21, 2025 at 5:23:00 p.m. edt
Bill Cosby outlives Malcolm Jamal-Warner who, like Joe Frazier, couldn't swim a lick
“San Jose, costa rica (ap) — Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who as teenage son Theo Huxtable on the Cosby show, was central to a cultural phenomenon that helped define the 1980s, died at age 54 in an accidental drowning in costa rica, authorities there said monday.
“costa rica’s judicial investigation department said Warner drowned sunday afternoon on a beach on costa rica’s caribbean coast. he was swimming at playa cocles in limon province when a current pulled him deeper into the ocean.
“'he was rescued by people on the beach,' the department’s initial report said, but first responders from costa rica’s red cross found him without vital signs and he was taken to the morgue.
“his Theo character was the only son among four daughters in the household of Cliff Huxtable and Phylicia Rashad’s Clair Huxtable on the nbc sitcom, and he would be one of the prime representations of American teenage boyhood on a show that was the most popular in America for much of its run from 1984 to 1992.
“he played the role for eight seasons, appearing in each of the show’s 197 episodes and earning an Emmy nomination for supporting actor in a comedy in 1986.”
GRA: Bill Cosby, when informed of Warner's drowning said, "You know, black people can't swim--that's not a rumor--it's a fact! How did I live to be 90 years old? I stayed out of the damn water. You remember Joe Frazier splashing around in the pool and going under on 'Battle of the Network Stars'? THAT'S all black people--even in a puddle on the street. When it rains in the ghetto, they're like fish on land, flopping around--until a gangbanger, in a boat, shoots them.”
--GRA
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RIP Malcolm Jamal-Was, now "nada", which ironically means "he swims" in local Costa Rica-speak. Rush might have announced it as "assumed water temperature". Fifty-six years to the week after Mary Jo Kopechne in Ted Kennedy's car and two years to the day after Obama's chef drowned in the kitchen, as revealed by classic security camera footage.
An updated "BOTNS" needs to happen just for my suggested black swimming competition. No lifeguards.
Lane one:diddy
Lane two:kanye west
Lane three:mike obama
Lane four:barry soetoro
Lane six:poopie goldberg
Lane seven:kumalot harris
Lane eight:steve harvey
Lane nine:lesta holt
Lane ten:kevin hart
Lanes eleven through fifteen:CP 5
Lanes 16 through(pick a number)...any black mayors that can be enticed to dive into the pool.
And they're OFF!
--GRA
If Kopechne had lived,how many more times would Teddy have tried to kill her,if she had survived each subsequent murder attempt--to shut her up?
Teddy,on August 25,2009:
"Doctah,Doctah."
"What is it mr. kennedy?"
"Get me a wheelchair,I must go kill Mary Jo before I,uhh croak."
"You're in no shape,Senator."
"She's escaped all my previous attempts to keep her quiet about Chappaquiddick:I arranged cut brake lines,acid in her water supply,a second date,a third date,a scenic drive--in a convertible--past the Texas Book Depository,fentanyl laced ice cubes...but she wasn't aware of any of them--she lived through all my murder attempts."
"Uhh,Senator,you'll be dead within 2 hours. Even if I agreed,there isn't a wheelchair wide enough for you to sit in."
"I don't care,my,uhh,legacy must not be smeared aftah my passing. She must not talk about our little drive in 1969--EVAH!"
(knock on Kennedy's hospital room door)
Mary Jo:Hi,Mr.Kennedy,a message was sent to me,you might not last the day,I'm sorry.
"You can leave,doctah--Mary Jo,take me for a ride--one more time--back to where we went in 1969--to Chappaquiddick."{evil laugh follows)
(Heart monitor starts wailing)
Nurses:"Code blue,code blue."
Mary Jo:I wonder what he had in mind.
--END
Oop,missed Lane five:Karen Bass.
--GRA
abc noise called the location where Warner went swimming(along with his 8 year old daughter)"a dangerous beach."
'They both were caught in the waves."
Darwin nomination for Warner. The eight year old made it back to shore.
--GRA
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