Wednesday, November 06, 2024

"list of people that will be leaving the country because of a Trump victory..."

Re-posted by N.S.





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ALL IN THE FAMILY 2024--Election episode

Boy,the way Sinatra sang,
Everybody drank their Tang,
Streets were safer than Da Nang,
Those were the days.

And your friends were normal then,
Sue was Sue and Ben was Ben,
Mister,we could use a man like Giuliani again.

Didn't need no Facebook chat,
Women's bodies weren't so fat,
How did I remember that?
Those were the days.



(Bunker home,day after the election)

Archie:"Hey,Meathead,I hear you're leaving the country because your candidate lost. Going back to POLAND,are ya?(laughs).

Meathead:I'm not sure...I have to figure it out.I've got a couple months.

Archie:What's to FIG-ure--just get on a plane and get your keester out of the good ol' U.S.A.-- and take Poopie Goldberg with you.

Edith:I thought her name was Whoopie Goldberg,Archie.

Archie:If you'd have seen her face on "The View" today,"Poopie" is a NICE way of describing her.

Meathead:Where do YOU want to go,Gloria?

Gloria:Nowhere,Michael--MY candidate WON.

Meathead:YOU voted for Trump? How could you do that?

Archie:Easy,Meathead,she just filled that little circle next to his name--like a good,patriotic American.

Meathead:Would you stay out of this,Archie...

Gloria:Daddy's right--that's exactly how I did it. I thought about everything and I decided I'm not a person who believes in blacks running our city,freeing criminals,abortion on demand or gender bender surgery.

Meathead:But we've believed in those things for YEARS.

Archie:Well my little goil doesn't believe in that commie crappola ANYMORE,so why don't YOU buy a ticket on Polack Airlines,fly to Russia,depart said plane--with a joint in your hand--and enjoy your daily shower time with Mikhail Strokehimoff in the Gulag.

Meathead:I know better than to go to Russia,Archie.

Archie:How about Mexico?
Meathead:Too violent.
Archie:France.
Meathead:Caters to Muslims.
Archie:Germany.
Meathead:Too much censorship.
Archie:Australia.
Meathead:Same thing.
Archie:China.
Meathead:Oppressive.

Archie:Ohhh,I see.Do you see what the Meathead sees,but doesn't understand,little goil?

Edith:I do,Archie--"there's no place like home."

Archie:That's true,dingbat--but only if you have the right people leading your country and your city--which we'll have now with President Trump,but which we DON'T have with that bowtied blackie,Adams.Case closed.

Meathead:You know,Archie,I never looked at it that way before--I'm STAYING!

Gloria:I love you,Michael.

Archie:Awww jeez--me and my big yap.

(End)












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